Insomniac: No Pork

Thursday, January 26, 2012

No Pork

lol went to a dim sum shop at SS2 for breakfast.
The waitress damn zd weih.
My mom ordered chee chiong fan,
then the waitress asks,
"with pork or chicken?"
then my mom says she wants pork.
then the waitress replies,
"we're out of pork, so order chicken?"

LOL! what's the point of asking pork or chicken then??!

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"All endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time."

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"Sometimes when you sacrifice something precious, you're not really losing it. You're just passing it on to someone else."

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"Holding anger is poison. It eats you from inside. We think that by hating someone we hurt them. But hatred is a curved blade, and the harm we do to others...we also do to ourselves."

~Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven

"The truth is, once you learn how to die, you learn how to live."

~Mitch Albom, Tuesdays with Morrie

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"If you're trying to show off for people at the top, forget it. They will look down on you anyhow. And if you're trying to show off for people at the bottom, forget it. They will only envy you. Status will get you nowhere. Only an open heart will allow you to float equally between everyone."

~Mitch Albom, Tuesdays with Morrie

"There is everything you know and there is everything that happens. When the two do not line up, you make a choice."

~Mitch Albom, For One More Day

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"Remember, happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have, it depends solely upon what you think."

~Dale Carnegie

"Sorrow has its reward. It never leaves us where it found us."

~Mary Baker Eddy

"If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."

~Dolly Parton

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~Anonymous

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~Anonymous

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~William Goldman

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~Anonymous

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~Bertrand Rusell

"Time itself, is a gift, and not to be tampered with."

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